Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
You’ve been blogging for a while. Let’s stretch your necks!
To the left
Now to the right…
And back to your right
And now one last time, you can do it…
And now the right again
THIS IS VERY MOTIVATING
I just turned my laptop